Monday, March 23, 2009

Sunday, December 9, 2007

SPIRITED DONA'S SANTA TIPS

AUNT SPIRITED DONA SAYS-- SANTA, GOD, AND JESUS, WILL KNOW, AND AUNT SPIRITED DONA {MAYBE}, IF YOUR HEART IS NOT IN THE RIGHT PLACE! THESE ARE TIPS FOR BUYING A GIFT FOR A NEEDY CHILD, OR NIECES, NEPHEWS,
GODCHILDREN, YOU KNOW WHO IT IS YOUR SUPPOSED TO UPLIFT!
1. BE A PARENT OR GODPARENT, FIRST, EVEN IF YOU'RE A CHILD.( YOU SEE MANY CHIDREN HELP DO SANTA'S GOOD WORKS BY SELECTING A WORTHY CHILD TO DONATE TO.) CHECK FOR SAFETY, NEEDS TO BE AGE APPROPRIATE, AND AS FOR LEAD, I HAVE NO CHEAP BOWLS. 2. BE A CHILD, EVEN IF YOUR'RE AN ADULT . BUY SOMETHING THAT WOULD MAKE THE CHILD IN YOULIGHT UP! OR MADE YOUR CHILD'S EYES LIGHT UP AT THE STORE.

IF GOD BLESSED YOU FINANCIALLY THIS YEAR, GIVE A SLIGHTLY BETTER TOY OR TOYS, SUCH AS A HANNAH MONTANA DOLL-- NOT SAVANNAH BANANNA! IF GOD BLESSED YOU, AT A MEDIUM , FINANCIALLY, GET THE ELEVEN DOLLAR BARBIE AND STOP BY THE DOLLAR STORE FOR A BUCK DRESS. THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN A WARDROBELESS BARBIE. OH,GOD, TRUST ME! IF YOUR'RE BUYING YOUR CHRISTMAS AT A "BETTER STOCKED" DOLLAR STORE DO A TINY TITHE. GET A DOLL AND TWO OUTFITS-- THREE DOLLARS PLUS TAX. FOR BOYS, GET TWO GIFTS, A POLICE CAR AND A HELICOPTER. LOOK FOR DOLLAR CHILD BOOK.

IF YOUR'RE "GETTING HELP" , YOU STILL HAVE AS MUCH PRIDE, IF YOU SMILE AT SOMEONE, WARMLY, AND WISH THEM A MERRY CHRISTMAS, FELIZ NAVIDAD, HAPPY HANAKKUH! ALSO, MAKE YOUR SANTA FEEL THE LOVE. YOU NEVER KNOW HOW UNAPPRECIATED OR UNLOVED ANYONE FEELS.

THROW IN A BOOK, IF POSSIBLE. CAROLINE KENNEDY WOULD!

THANK YOU FROM RUDOLPH, THE RED NOSED REINDEER'S FAVORITE FRIEND, WHO HAPPENS TO BE , SPIRITED DONA!

JACK DONAGHEY ( ALEC BALDWIN'S FRENEMY) KNOWS HIS SECRET SANTA STUFF

SPIRITED DONA SAYS--

SHOWS, CHRACTERS, AND REAL PEOPLE, ARE OFT QUOTED IN OUR SOCIETY AT A MORE FREQUENT PACE. "OFFICE" FANS ARE NOTORIOUS, ( WHOOPS, ONE OF MY FAVORITE BLACK AND WHITE MOVIES), FOR QUOTING . I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY, "I AM NOTORIOUS", BUT BEING A GOOD, RESPONSIBLE GIRL HAS MADE THIS DIFFICULT, SINCE, THE MANY YEARS AGO, I SAW THIS MOVIE, SO I AM GOIN' FOR IT! I AM NOTORIOUS, NOT FOR BEING WILD AND FALLING FOR CARY GRANT, NOR FOR OFFICE QUOTES, BUT FOR 30 ROCK QUOTES, AS WE NEVER QUOTE THE SAME LINE, AS IT'S VIEWERS AND SUPPORTERS.

JACK DONAGHEY, LOOKED ALL AROUND AT HIS FELLOW CO WORKERS AND SPEAKS VOLUMES OF TRUTH, "THESE ARE MY PAST AND FUTURE SECRET SANTAS!" SPEAK THE GOSPEL, JACK! WITH APPRECIATION TO ALEC'S DELIVERING THE LINE! AS FOR TINA FEY, I AM ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HOW HIGHLY I THINK OF YOU, YET ANOTHER POST, I HAVE TALKED HAPPY TALK ABOUT YOU! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH ME? BACK TO MY POINT!

WGA STRIKERS-- THE PEOPLE WHO YOU DEPENED ON TO MAKE YOUR SHOW A PRODUCTION ARE STILL THE SAME PEOPLE YOU WILL WORK WITH. WHEN YOU GO BACK TO WORK, DO YOU WANNA LOOK THEM IN THE EYES, AND DO YOU WANNA HEAR THEY HAD NO GIFTS FOR THEIR KIDS , WHO DESERVED, AT CHRISTMAS? CHRISTMAS SLIPS UPON US; ME INCLUDED! EVEN IF YOUR'RE ON THE JACK DONAGHEY SIDE, OF THE TABLE, IN REAL LIFE, TOYS OR A GIFT CARD WOULD BE THE APPROPRIATE THING TO DO AMD HELP SOME PEOPLE. IT WON'T CHANGE THE STRIKE, BUT YOU WILL "BE BACK WITH" YOUR FUTURE SECRET SANTAS EVENTUALLY! NO NEED TO BEG FOR FUTURE WRAPPED CRAP! I BELIEVE IN THE APPROPRIATE THING. THE APPROPRIATE THING TO DO AT CHRISTNMAS IS AS TIMELESSLY CLASSY AS THE MOVIE, NOTORIOUS!

SHOW ME THE WAY. MY GPS IS BROKEN. TELL ME IF YOU ARE HELPING WITH KIDS AND TEEN GIFTS EFFECTED BY STRIKERS. I NEED EXAMPLES! INSPIRE OTHERS! LET ME KNOW IF YOU GAVE A TOY OR TWO, TO SHOW OTHERS HOW TO DO IT.

CHRISTMAS TOYS AND UNION WORKERS/ SPIRITED DONA

SPIRITED DONA ASKS-- HOW MANY KIDS, PRE-TEENS, AND TEENS WILL HAVE NO REAL CHRISTMAS PRESENT BECAUSE OF THE WGA STRIKE? A DURN PLENTY, IF I CAN SEE STRAIGHT! I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE HAS ORGANISED FOR A "DIRECT TOY DRIVE", WITH THE STRIKE STARING THEM RIGHT IN THE FACE.

I PROMISE YOU THAT IF MY DAD HAD BEEN ON STRIKE DURING CHRISTMAS, WHEN I WAS A CHILD, TWEEN, OR TEEN, I WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN A PRESENT ( WE LOOKED FORWARD TO THE UNION HAM), LET ALONE, THE AMERICAN TRADITION OF GETTING A TOY THAT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR PART "OF THE TRADITION". WHILE, I SUPPORT SPARKS OF LOVE RUN BY THE FIRE DEPARTMENT TOY DRIVE, IT WORKS ON THE SAME PRINCIPAL AS SOCIAL SERVICES "WITH ALL RECEIPTIENTS ARE IDENIFIED IN ADVANCE", PLUS WITH ALL THE FIRES, AND THE POOR ARE ALWAYS WITH US, THEY CERTAINLY HAVE THEIR WORK CUT OUT FOR THEM. I WANT STRIKE VICTIMS TOYS "AIMED DIRECTLY AT STRIKE VICTIMS".

HELP KIDS WHO ARE BEHIND THE WRITERS AND ACTORS, UNSEEN, BUT THEIR PRESENCE SO FELT WHEN PRODUCTION IS ON--AND IN THE PICKET LINES. PEOPLE WHO CLEAN UP AND DO JANITORIAL STUFF, PEOPLE WHO LIFT STUFF. I REGRET I DO NOT KNOW WHO HAS BEEN EFFECTED, WHO IS NOT A WRITER OR ACTOR, BUT I'D BE GLAD TO KNOW!